Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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