so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's never too late to be topless.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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