Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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