I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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