He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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