I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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