We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
