Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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