but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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