Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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