I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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