I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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