do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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