I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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