We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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