YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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