before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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