i barfeds in our rink
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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