no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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