He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
honey bunches of taint.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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