Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i out mim tonsoeep
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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