More tranny stories later!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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