If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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