I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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