he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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