i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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