Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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