Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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