If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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