guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My breasts were aching with rage.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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