it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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