some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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