elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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