I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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