I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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