Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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