So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
