please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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