we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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