I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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