I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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