I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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