make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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