dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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