They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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