Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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