I'm really into asian looking animals
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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