this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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