Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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