Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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