No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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