were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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