there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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