no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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