Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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