Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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