im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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