He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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