woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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