I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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