Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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